Turning Your Daily #2 into Your #1 Asset.
The most ridiculously genius consumer crypto app you'll see this cycle. Daily health tracking meets meme-worthy rewards.
😵💫 The Crypto Consumer Conundrum
Problem 1: Crypto needs app usage, not more L2s/infra.
Many tokens — including those backed by top funds — launch at high valuations but fail to retain users beyond the initial hype. Much of the activity is mercenary capital farming points, airdrops, or yield on L2s, not real product usage. Outside of rare standouts like Hyperliquid that sustain fees and ecosystem growth, there are few truly sticky crypto-native experiences built for the end user.
Problem 2: DeFi bros ≠ culture.
The average on-chain user in 2025 doesn't care about complex DeFi protocols. They want dopamine, status, and something to share — fast, fun, and frictionless.
Problem 3: No sticky, no fun.
Most crypto "apps" are wallets in disguise. There's still not a single genuinely enjoyable, meme-native, habit-forming crypto app that feels like a consumer product.
Enter PooCoin.
It's so ridiculous it just might work — and that's the point. We're building the first crypto product made for the actual user in the trenches: the degens, the lurkers, the TikTok scrollers, and the gut-health-curious. PooCoin is the app they will love — not because it's complicated, but because it's stupidly obvious and unapologetically fun.
Introducing PooCoin: The Sweet Relief
Gamified gut health meets crypto rewards.
The most ridiculously genius consumer crypto app you'll see this cycle. Turn bathroom breaks into health insights and cold hard crypto.:
Check in daily when nature calls
Get hilariously detailed AI analysis (color, shape, texture & more!)
Earn $POO tokens for consistency and gut health achievements
AI Analysis Results
AI Coach™: "Excellent form! Your fiber game is strong 💪. Keep it up for bonus $POO rewards!"
It's stupid. It's genius. It's stupidly genius.
The PooCoin Journey
The PooCoin user journey, illustrated below, creates a sticky and rewarding loop:
Tokenomics That Actually Make Sense
Designed for sustainable growth, not pump and dumps
Milestone-Based Vesting
No insider unlocks until real traction
NFT Revenue Flywheel
25% buyback, 50% operations, 25% liquidity
Parallel Launch
Token launches while product builds
Zero tokens unlock until 10,000 real users
We're building a product people actually use, not a speculation vehicle
Dive deep into our milestone-based vesting, token allocation, and revenue flywheel
Our Vision: A Healthier, Wealthier, Funnier World
The #1 Consumer Web3 App
Our ultimate goal is to become the most successful and widely adopted consumer application in the Web3 space, onboarding millions to the tangible benefits of crypto through a uniquely delightful and rewarding experience.
A Global Poo-sitive Movement
We aim to cultivate a vibrant global movement centered around the joyful intersection of humor, health, and the innovative potential of cryptocurrency. PooCoin is more than an app; it's a lifestyle statement.
Mass Adoption & Real-World Impact
Achieving multi-million Monthly Active Users (MAUs) by making gut health tracking universally accessible, genuinely rewarding, and shareably fun for everyone, everywhere. Because everyone poops!
Next Steps: Building the PooCoin Ecosystem
Secure Seed Funding
Finalize our seed funding round to accelerate development, expand the team, and fuel our go-to-market strategy.
Develop & Launch PooCoin App
Complete the development of our iOS & Android mobile applications using React Native, focusing on a fun, seamless user experience.
Launch $POO Token on Mainnet
Execute a secure and successful launch of the $POO token on a selected mainnet, following comprehensive smart contract audits.
Establish Liquidity Pools
Allocate a significant portion of funding to establish robust liquidity pools, ensuring a stable and healthy token economy from day one.
Community Growth & Token Distribution
Initiate targeted marketing campaigns and roll out our token distribution strategy, including community incentives and airdrops to drive user adoption.
Join us as we build the future of gamified health & wellness!
Business Model: Flushing with Revenue
💸 Primary Revenue: Toilet Sales (Yes, Seriously)
Core revenue: NFT Toilets unlock hilariously detailed health analysis and $POO rewards. Premium digital assets that make gut health tracking actually fun!
- Users can own multiple Toilets for deeper analysis (and bragging rights).
- Toilet tier determines analysis depth, AI personality & reward multipliers.
- Ownership required: No Toilet, no health insights or $POO rewards.
🔁 Reflexive Monetization Flywheel
As $POO earnings and demand grow:
- Toilet sales revenue partly funds liquidity.
- Bonding curve mechanics aim to increase token price & ecosystem value.
- CLMM LP fees help sustain the on-chain economy.
🚀 Bonus Revenue Streams
With a spinning flywheel, fees can become a profit engine:
- 2% $POO trading tax for operations & platform sustainability.
- Subscription tier (soon): Deeper analytics, AI insights & Poop Coach™ exclusives.
- Future: Merch, lifestyle partnerships, fiber snack collabs & more.
The Ask & Investment Terms
Seed Round: 10% Token Allocation
We are seeking strategic seed funding through a 10% token allocation.
This positions early backers to benefit from our revolutionary approach to consumer crypto adoption.
Milestone-Based Vesting
- Cliff Period: No tokens unlock until ALL three milestones are achieved:
- • 10,000 users with purchased NFT toilets
- • $1M+ Total Value Locked in liquidity pool
- • Product live on iOS & Android app stores
- Token Launch Strategy: Token launches early to build liquidity while product development continues
- Post-Milestone: 18-month linear vesting begins after cliff
- Price Protection: Additional unlocks only when token price doubles (120 days minimum between unlocks)
Why This Matters:
Early token launch builds community and liquidity, while milestone requirements ensure real adoption before insider unlocks.
Fueling the Poo-volution: Use of Funds
- Liquidity Pool & Market Making50%
- Product Development & User Acquisition45%
- Legal & Compliance5%
Strategic Priority #1
50% to liquidity ensures deep, stable markets from day one - critical for mainstream adoption
Strategic Priority #2
45% to product & growth powers our viral TikTok strategy and influencer partnerships
Ready to Join the Poo-volution?
Last Updated: 2025-06-01
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